Crude American teen sex comedy (is there any other kind?) about a kid played by burgeoning talent Zach Cregger who awakens from a four-year coma to hear his once virginal high school sweetheart (Raquel Alessi) is now a centerfold in Playboy. So he and his sex-crazed best friend (Trevor Moore) take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine’s legendary headquarters and win back the girl. Unfunny and badly made, Miss March is a stinker.

(15) 89min . General release from Fri 11 Sep.