Terminator: I’ll be back, then again and once again

I’ve never really seen the attraction of the Terminator - it’s alright but it’s no Turner and Hooch - so you’ll forgive me for not getting too excited at the news we are to be treated to a further trilogy of the franchise.

First out of the blocks we’ve got Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins which will be set during the war between Skynet and the last remaining humans.

Not only has it got a simply appalling name, but the rumour is that that it’s to be directed by McG (saints preserve us) and will star non-acting sausage-look-a-like Vin Deisel.

Then there will be two more of them.

Then we’ll all die in a massive fireball if there’s any justice in the world.