Showcase Cinema Paisley
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
- 2011
- US
- 87 min
- U
- Directed by: Mike Mitchell
- Written by: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger
- Cast: Jason Lee, David Cross, Jenny Slate, Andy Buckley, Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler, Alan Tudyk, Jesse McCartney, Christina Applegate, Anna Faris, Amy Poehler
The singing chipmunk trio and their friends the Chipettes find themselves marooned on a desert island.
Wed 15 Feb
Thu 16 Feb
Big Miracle
- 2012
- US
- 107 min
- PG
- Directed by: Ken Kwapis
- Cast: Drew Barrymore, John Krasinski, Kristen Bell
Romantic drama 'inspired by the incredible true story' of a new reporter (John Krasinski) and his efforts to save a family of whales in Alaska.
Wed 15 Feb
Thu 16 Feb
Chronicle
- 2012
- US
- 83 min
- 12A
- Directed by: Josh Trank
- Cast: Michael B Jordan, Michael Kelly, Alex Russell
Three high school friends develop superhuman powers after a discovery in a mysterious craters. However, their lives spiral out of control when one of them decides to test his dark side.
Wed 15 Feb
Thu 16 Feb
The Descendants

- 2011
- US
- 115 min
- 15
- Directed by: Alexander Payne
- Cast: George Clooney, Shailene Woodley, Judy Greer, Beau Bridges
When his wife is seriously injured during a boating trip with her lover, a Hawaiian land baron takes his daughters on a trip to confront her beau.
Wed 15 Feb
Thu 16 Feb
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

- 2011
- US/Sweden/UK/Germany
- 157 min
- 18
- Directed by: David Fincher
- Cast: Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer, Stellan Skarsgård, Steven Berkoff, Robin Wright, Yorick van Wageningen, Joely Richardson
David Fincher's adaptation of the bestselling Swedish book trilogy follows a journalist and a hacker on the trail of a woman who's been missing for 40 years.
Wed 15 Feb
Thu 16 Feb
The Grey
- 2012
- US
- 15
- Directed by: Joe Carnahan
- Cast: Liam Neeson
An oil drilling team is stranded in Alaska following a plane crash. Then a pack of hungry wolves decide to attack.
Wed 15 Feb
Thu 16 Feb
Jack and Jill

- 2011
- US
- 91 min
- 12
- Directed by: Dennis Dugan
- Written by: Steve Koren, Adam Sandler, Ben Zook
- Cast: Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes, Al Pacino
Advertising executive Jack (Sandler) gets Pacino (as himself) for a new cappuccino commercial, but all goes wrong when Jack's homely sister Jill (also Sandler) catches the great actor's eye and he inexplicably falls in love with her. Even dedicated Sandler fans will choke on their popcorn at this witless atrocity.
Wed 15 Feb
Thu 16 Feb
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
- 2012
- US
- 94 min
- PG
- Directed by: Brad Peyton
- Cast: Josh Hutcherson, Dwayne Johnson, Michael Caine
Action, adventure and angry lizards in this sort-of sequel to 2008's Journey to the Center of the Earth.
Wed 15 Feb
3D
- 11:40 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 14:10 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 16:35 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 19:10 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 21:35 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Showcase Cinema Paisley
Thu 16 Feb
3D
- 11:40 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 14:10 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 16:35 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 19:10 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 21:35 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Showcase Cinema Paisley
Man on a Ledge

- 2012
- US
- 102 min
- 12A
- Directed by: Asger Leth
- Written by: Pablo F Fenjves
- Cast: Sam Worthington, Jamie Bell, Ed Harris, Elizabeth Banks
A disgraced former cop (Worthington) threatens to jump from a Manhattan rooftop, but it becomes clear to a police psychologist (Banks) that it's a distraction from a heist across the street. Leth nicely balances action, drama and humour, and a strong cast (notably Bell) lend more quality to the film than it probably deserves.
Wed 15 Feb
Thu 16 Feb
Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

- 2011
- US
- 133 min
- 12A
- Directed by: Brad Bird
- Written by: André Nemec, Josh Appelbaum
- Cast: Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Paula Patton
The Impossible Missions Force is disowned but allowed to escape by the US government after being implicated in the bombing of the Kremlin, leaving Ethan Hunt (Cruise) and his four-man team to go rogue in an attempt to clear its name and find the real culprit.
Wed 15 Feb
Thu 16 Feb
A Monster in Paris
- 2011
- France
- 90 min
- U
- Directed by: Bibo Bergeron
- Cast: Vanessa Paradis, Matthieu Chedid
In 1910 Paris, a shy film projectionist and an inventor join forces with an eclectic band of misfits to embark on the hunt for a monster that is terrifying the locals.
Wed 15 Feb
3D
Thu 16 Feb
The Muppets

- 2011
- US
- 103 min
- U
- Directed by: James Bobin
- Written by: Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller
- Cast: Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Chris Cooper, Rashida Jones
When Muppet fans Gary (Segel), his girlfriend Mary (Adams) and brother Walter (a puppet) learn that oil millionaire Tex Richman (Cooper) plans to demolish the Muppet theatre, it's time to reunite the original cast. If the plot could be fresher, the well-chosen guest stars, self-referential humour and old-school bonhomie should raise a smile.
Wed 15 Feb
- 11:45 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 11:15 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 14:30 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 14:00 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 16:45 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 17:15 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 19:55 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 19:25 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 22:00 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
Thu 16 Feb
- 11:45 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 11:15 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 14:30 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 14:00 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 16:45 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 17:15 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 19:55 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 19:25 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 22:00 The Muppets Showcase Cinema Paisley
Puss in Boots

- 2011
- US
- 90 min
- U
- Directed by: Chris Miller
- Written by: Tom Wheeler, David H Steinberg, Brian Lynch
- Cast: Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Zach Galifianakis, Billy Bob Thornton, Amy Sedaris, Zeus Mendoza, Constance Marie, Guillermo del Toro, Bob Joles
Puss (Banderas) and Humpty Dumpty (Galifianakis) attempt to steal magic beans from Jack and Jill, with Hayek as feline accomplice Kitty Softpaws. Given the slackening quality of the Shrek franchise, the surprise is that this imaginative romp was one of the 2011's best animated family films.
Wed 15 Feb
Thu 16 Feb
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

- 1999
- US
- 139 min
- U
- Directed by: George Lucas
- Cast: Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Natalie Portman
On the surface, the plot structure of this limp prequel isn't a million light years away from the original Star Wars. At times you'd think there was more animation than live action on screen – and maybe it's this toning down of the human element that left the film lacking soul.
Wed 15 Feb
3D
Thu 16 Feb
The Vow
- 2012
- US/Brazil/France/Australia/UK/Germany
- 104 min
- 12A
- Directed by: Michael Sucsy
- Cast: Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum, Sam Neill
Tatum tries to win back his wife's (McAdams) heart after she wakes up after a car crash with severe amnesia.
Wed 15 Feb
- 11:25 The Vow Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 14:05 The Vow Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 16:35 The Vow Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 19:10 The Vow Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 21:40 The Vow Showcase Cinema Paisley
Thu 16 Feb
- 11:25 The Vow Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 14:05 The Vow Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 16:35 The Vow Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 19:10 The Vow Showcase Cinema Paisley
- 21:40 The Vow Showcase Cinema Paisley
War Horse

- 2011
- US
- 146 min
- 12A
- Directed by: Steven Spielberg
- Cast: Jeremy Irvine, Emily Watson, Peter Mullan, David Thewlis, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Eddie Marsan, Toby Kebbell, Niels Arestrup
When Albert's horse, Joey, is sent to the trenches of World War One, their bond is torn apart. Although too young to enlist, Albert heads to France to rescue his friend.
Wed 15 Feb
Thu 16 Feb
The Woman in Black

- 2012
- UK/Canada/Sweden
- 95 min
- 12A
- Directed by: James Watkins
- Written by: Jane Goldman, Susan Hill
- Cast: Daniel Radcliffe, Ciaran Hinds, Janet McTeer
A young lawyer (Radcliffe) arrives at a remote English village to conclude the estate of a dead woman; cue lots of shoogly windows, creaky floorboards and slamming doors. Despite smart production choices of screenwriter and director, and a commendable performance by Radcliffe, the movie is dull, old-fashioned and decidedly short on terror.
Wed 15 Feb
Thu 16 Feb
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