Top five harmless TV and film aliens
- Niki Boyle
- 4 September 2012
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The home-phoning shortarse wouldn’t cut it in the Arches’ terror-filled catacombs. But his torch-finger would be handy.
ALF
Also short, also friendly, also uses initials for a name (Alien Life Form). Also stupendously un-scary. We love you anyway, fella.
Mork
Rainbow braces and finger-drinking are hardly the stuff of nightmares, are they?
Marvin the Martian
Now we’re cooking – this one wants to destroy the Earth. Consistently foiled by talking rabbit, though. Useless.
Yoda
Short of stature, wonky of grammar, absolute beast with a light saber. Unless you ignore the prequels. Which you should.
(17 May 2018)
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