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Oscar worthy pitch for Judd


Ashley Judd has signed on to appear in Helen, the latest Oscar-baiting music movie to grace the screens of a weary nation.

The story of a music professor who suffers from crushing depression and is only understood by a female student, it’s been written and directed by Sandra Nettlebeck.

And it all ends in a massive car chase with androids and lions.

Which may be a lie.


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