The former Detective Sergeant, star of BBC Radio Four's It's A Fair Cop, provides a detailed step-by-step guide to achieving this goal – from choosing a weapon to body disposal.
Thu 16 Feb
The heart-warming tale of the miserly Scrooge who encounters ghosts of Christmas present, past and future to learn what he needs to know in order to change his ways. Performed by Chapterhouse Theatre Company.
Fri 16 Dec
£13.50 (Students £10.50; Family £42)
The popular brass ensemble present a selection of Christmas favourites, sing along carols, music from stage and screen, traditional brass classics and top class soloists to get you in the mood for the forthcoming festivities.
Sat 17 Dec
The company presents a festive adventure featuring tinsel, baubles, presents, fairies, elves and maybe even an appearance from the main man himself.
Mon 19 Dec
The Elvis impersonator reproduces a typical Vegas concert staged to raise funds for Macmillan Cancer Support.
Fri 27 Jan
An all-singing, all-dancing musical comedy show providing an entertaining take on classical music.
Sat 25 Feb
An adaptation of DH Lawrence's controversial novel, banned from publication in the UK until 1960 following Connie Reid and her physical relationship with a working class man.
Sat 11 Feb
Singer/guitarist Gerry Slattery and Chris Kane on saxophones present this homage to Ska; covering both the original 1960s Jamaican scene and the English 2 Tone Revival of the late 1970s.
Sat 18 Feb
The boys present a non-stop musical extravaganza featuring 100 hits from the 1950s genre in 100 minutes.
Sat 4 Feb
Festive show featuring CBeebies' Callum Donnelly and Robin Hatcher.
Fri 23 Dec
£7 (Children £10 inc present)
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