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Beck Theatre

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Grange Road, Hayes, Middlesex, UB3 2UE
  • Telephone 020 8561 8371
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  • Website www.becktheatre.org.uk
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AJ & Curtis' Big Night Out

AJ & Curtis' Big Night Out

Strictly star AJ Pritchard and his brother, Love Island and Greatest Dancer contestant Curtis host a live entertainment variety show with games, comedy, music and more.

Wed 15 Sep

£37

Burn The Floor

Burn The Floor

Kevin Clifton and Graziano Di Prima star in this high-energy ballroom dancing show.

Mon 21 Jun

£35.50–£45.50

Ed Byrne: If I'm Honest

Ed Byrne: If I'm Honest …

The observational comic discusses whether he has any traits worthy of being inherited by his progeny. In addition to his time on the comedy circuit, Byrne has also become a recognisable face on the telly, featuring on Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week, *The Pilgrimage, Top Gear and QI.

Wed 8 Sep

£26.50

Jenny Eclair: Sixty! (FFS)

Jenny Eclair: Sixty! (FFS)

A grumpy look at life from Ms Eclair, having hit 60 and a new decade of decrepitude.

Fri 5 Mar

£29.50

Joel Dommett: Unapologetic (If That's OK?)

Joel Dommett: Unapologetic (If That's OK?)

New stand-up hour from the English comedian and former I'm a Celebrity … contestant.

Fri 22 Oct

£21.50

Kevin Bloody Wilson, Jenny Talia

Kevin Bloody Wilson, Jenny Talia

In a world almost drowning in a tsunami of Political Correctness, Kevin Bloody Wilson stands out as a beacon for PC Pushback.

Considered ‘The Worlds Funniest Australian’, Kevin Bloody Wilson is as dry and as rough as his Outback heritage.

His latest stage performance FUPC, spotlights Political Correctness for what it is and how he sees it.a joke!

Kev’s 20 Albums of self penned Bawdy Ballads have generated millions of sales and his global legion of fans have elevated Kev to Rock Star Status.

Seeing KEV live is something not only guaranteed to have you belly laughing at topics and subject matter you’re not supposed to be laughing at, but also something to tick off your bucket list!

Social Justice Warriors and PC Advocates are invited to stay home.

Meanwhile, the rest of us will enjoy a knee-slapping, hilarious night of Kev’s common sense take on Political Correctness.

Thu 25 Nov

£29.50

Milton Jones in Milton: Impossible

Milton Jones in Milton: Impossible

Absurd one-liners from telly regular Jones.

Tue 2 Nov

£28.50

Nabil Abdulrashid

After reaching the final of Britain’s Got Talent 2020 (3000 Ofcom complaints), Nabil Abdulrashid brings his brand-new stand-up show on tour.

From growing up under military rule in northern Nigeria to falling into legal trouble as a teenager in south London, join Nabil as he recollects the remarkable, chaotic and sometimes tragic (but always hilarious) story of his life so far.

Expect a night of “unapologetically funny” (Telegraph) stand-up as Nabil charts his journey from humble beginnings (and middles) to one of UK comedy’s most talked about rising stars.

Refreshingly radical fare, smartly woven into a gag-packed set… a fresh comic voice The Telegraph

The star by a wide margin… animated by a sardonic intelligence and sharp eye for the absurdities of racial discourse The Guardian

Defiant and fearless *The Metro *

Hilarious The Radio Times

Absolutely brilliant, a breath of fresh air Alesha Dixon

Too funny. A really refreshing comic voice *David Walliams *

Legendary stuff, bro *Ashley Banjo *

Wed 13 Oct

£21.30

Omid Djalili: Schmuck for a Night

Omid Djalili: Schmuck for a Night

The British-Iranian comedian and star of stage and screen brings his new show to an adoring public.

Fri 8 Oct

£26.50

Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler

Sarah Millican: Bobby Dazzler

Sarah Millican muses about throwing poo over a wall, floatation tanks and weight loss via the loss of a fingertip on her sixth international tour.

Wed 12 May

£30.50

Sh*t Faced Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet

Sh*t Faced Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet

The smash-hit, internationally acclaimed, multi sell-out fringe phenomenon is touring the UK with one of Shakespeare's most loved plays: Romeo and Juliet. Shit-faced Shakespeare is the hilarious combination of an entirely serious adaptation of a Shakespearean classic, with an entirely shit-faced cast member. With one cast member selected at random and given four hours to drink before every show we present to you classical theatre as it was always meant to be seen. With a gin in one hand, a cup of wine in the other and a flagon of ale in the other… What could possibly go wrong? Shit-Faced Shakespeare seeks to introduce a new generation of theatre-goers to the works of the Bard by reviving the raucous, interactive and vibrant nature of Elizabethan theatre with a very modern twist – reminding them as we go to always enjoy Shakespeare responsibly.

“A great night out to get properly pucked up. It’s what Willy would have wanted.” Time Out ★★★★

“There is no doubt this is a hoot to watch” Evening Standard

Wed 10 Nov

Prices to be confirmed

Shit-Faced Shakespeare: A Midsummer Night's Dream

Shit-Faced Shakespeare: A Midsummer Night's Dream

A lovely winter tale, set in the middle of summer, told by Magnificent Bastard Productions. Yes, this is an entirely serious Shakespeare play, but yes, one cast member is entirely shit-faced.

Wed 10 Nov

£21.50

Sindhu Vee: Sandhog

Sindhu Vee: Sandhog

Debut show from the host of BBC Radio 4's Comedy of the Week podcast.

Fri 11 Jun

£16.50

Whitney: Queen of the Night

Whitney: Queen of the Night

A celebration of the life and music of Whitney Houston through three decades of classic hits.

Sat 3 Jul

£25.50

Built in 1977 by Hillingdon Borough Council with a bequest from Councillor Alfred Beck, the Beck was purpose-built as a community-focused theatre

After being threatened with closure in 1984, it was saved by a local petition and was taken over two years later by Charles Vance. It is now run by HQ Theatres, running shows on behalf of the council.

The theatre survived an attempted IRA bombing in 1991.

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