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The Hippodrome Theatre

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83 Halifax Road, Todmorden, Lancashire, OL14 5BB

9 - 5

Based on the seminal 1980 hit movie, a book by Patricia Resnick, music and lyrics by Dolly Parton 9 -5 is a high-energy show. It is set in the late 1970s when three unlikely friends take control of their office and learn there is nothing they can’t do, even in a man’s world. *In a hilarious turn of events, pushed to boiling point, these female co-workers concoct a plan to get even with the sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot they call their boss. With its jubilant score this story of friendship and revenge is outrageous, thought-provoking, and even a little romantic. *

Tue 4 Apr

£12

Wed 5 Apr

£12–£14

Thu 6 Apr

£12–£14

Fri 7 Apr

£12–£14

Sat 8 Apr

£12–£14

Bernard Wrigley

Songs stories and silliness with the Bolton Bullfrog

Fri 19 May
Foyer

£8

The Fifth Annual Hebden Bridge Burlesque Festival Gala

THE FIFTH ANNUAL HEBDEN BRIDGE BURLESQUE FESTIVAL GALA is back in it’s original home, Todmorden Hippodrome. Kiki Deville, antipodean songbird and star of The Voice, makes a welcome return to HBBF to host a show packed with back-to-back headline acts including: Queen of Queerlesque and potty mouthed princess, Rubyyy Jones; internationally-acclaimed chinese pole artist Edd Muir; award-winning, gender bending drag “king of the codpeice”, Rusty Von Chrome; the sassy but classy, Cece Sinclair, voted in the UK Top 20 Burlesque Performers by readers of 21st Century Burlesque Magazine 2015…

with very special guest …. first runner up Miss Exotic World, BHOF 2016, international showgirl extraordinaire, performing exclusively at Hebden Bridge Burlesque Festival, Lada Redstar;

AND - making his only appearance in the UK this year - the performer who Playgirl Magazine called “the sexiest, biggest, most talented star on the male burlesque circuit”, Jett Adore. Jett is the internationally-acclaimed male burlesque artiste who was named the world’s Most Innovative” performer by the Las Vegas Burlesque Hall of Fame. Jett is one third of the multi award-winning Stage Door Johnnies. As a solo artiste he has headlined in some of the largest Burlesque shows and festivals around the world and is flying in from the US to perform exclusively to perform at Hebden Bridge Burlesque Festival.

Sat 29 Apr

£22.50–£25

Ladies'day

Work love and life are just one long, hard, slog for Pearl, Jan, Shelley and Linda working at the fish plant - But could this all change as they plan a day out at the races the year Royal Ascot comes to York?

Wed 15 Feb

£8

Thu 16 Feb

£8–£10

Fri 17 Feb

£8–£10

Sat 18 Feb

£10

Manford's Comedy Club

A message from Jason Manford

Hello there, Jason here, thanks for stopping by.

I’ve been wondering for while now, why is local stand up comedy not high up on the list of what people think about doing when looking for a great night out.

So where do we go? The local pub for a few drinks? Cinema? Maybe a meal with a loved one or a cheeky midweek quiz with some mates (where said mates nip to the loo every few minutes for a pretend wee to google who played the lead in ‘Rumpole of the Bailey’ or something)? Some people still go out clubbing at one of those city centre discotheques! (shudders*). Even ten-pin bowling is considered higher up than comedy!

How can that be? How can throwing a massive rock at ten wooden things be more fun than sitting in a dark room with your friends or partner, drink in hand, watching someone funny tell jokes that make you all laugh from your belly for hours and hours and give you something to talk about all the next day? That seems crazy to me.

It’s my theory that if you’ve seen a comedian on the telly and liked them, you’ll buy tickets because you know you’re in for a guaranteed night of laughter. People certainly came to see me on tour (thank you for that). They go to see John Bishop or Sarah Millican or Micky Flanagan, and they have a bloody good time. It’s money well spent – but it’s not a weekly occurrence.

When it comes to your local, affordable comedy club, the simple but all-important question is: “But how do I know they will be funny?”

Is it worth paying for a night out when there’s a chance you could end up sat in uncomfortable awkward silence as some bloke, whose mates told him he was “easily like, the funniest bloke in the office”, attempts to regale you with his tales of drunken hilarity…?

Well let me tell you this: There is a circuit of brilliant comics in this country who haven’t been on telly for a number of reasons. Maybe they’re up and coming, maybe they were on a late-night stand up show in the 80′s and called the host a nobhead, or maybe they just have a severe drinking problem… Either way, there are funny people out there who thrive in the live arena and want to make you laugh on a regular basis, so I’m going to tell you who they are.

My plan is this: I’m going to carefully select some of my favourite comedians from the circuit and send them to a town near you. Simple!

I’m on the lookout for brilliant venues that want to host a Manford’s Comedy Club and audiences who want a proper good night. Not in a huge arena where you’re sat further away from the comedian than where they parked their car, but in a pub or small theatre near to your house, for a reasonable, affordable price so you can share the evening laughing out loud with friends and family and still have enough for a taxi home.

So please support me in this venture and if I’ve not yet included a town or venue near you, then feel free to email me and remind me.

Keep on laughing’ folks, and remember, there’s nothing like live!

Jason Manford

*It was Leo McKern by the way quiz fans!

Fri 24 Feb

£12.50

Fri 21 Apr

£12.50

Fri 30 Jun

£12.50

Fri 22 Sep

£12.50

Fri 27 Oct

£12.50

The Pitmen Painters

Based on a true story, this is a feelgood, moving tale of a group of ordinary men who achieved extraordinary things. The Ashington Group were Northumberland miners and one "dental mechanic" who, in 1934 employed Robert Lyon, Master of Painting at Kings College Newcastle, to teach an evening class in Art Appreciation. Lee Hall's play itself is extraordinary for all sorts of reasons, but chief among them is the fact that it manages to be both a great night out and gravely serious, where sentiment is kept in check by political reality, raw as the Northumbrian wind. Asking big questions about education, culture and the working classes without ever being patronising, stupid, or boring; it remains a funny play

Wed 21 Jun

£8

Thu 22 Jun

£8

Fri 23 Jun

£8–£10

Sat 24 Jun

£10

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