Cockneys vs Zombies

- 2012
- UK
- 1h 28min
- 15
- Directed by: Matthias Hoene
- Written by: James Moran, Lucas Roche
- Cast: Michelle Ryan, Georgia King, Honour Blackman
- UK release: 31 August 2012
A family of Cockney bank robbers pull off a caper to help save their grandfather’s retirement home; meanwhile, the undead are on the streets of the East End. Despite some sly humour, the story isn’t strong enough to keep us interested.
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Cockneys Vs. Zombies


Mixes zombie gore with sly humour but fails to engage
Films that boast tell-all titles – think Snakes on a Plane, Hot Tub Time Machine – usually struggle to overcome their look-at-me high-concept. Not that the concept behind Matthias Hoene’s genre-comedy could exactly be described as high. Pitching East…
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